Thursday, December 20, 2007

You Are What You Drink

I judge people based on what kind of coffee they drink. Is that wrong?

Men should really avoid flavored coffee of any kind when ordering from me.
I think you're a pansy if you order a hazelnut latte.
Drink black coffee, espresso, cappuccino, latte, even black tea, but please avoid all things with words like pumkpin, raspberry, cider, chai, or french vanilla. Never french vanilla!

The same goes for alcohol.
Men should never drink anything that isn't clear or some shade of brown.

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