Too Good For Coffee?

I am suspicious of people who do not drink coffee.
I know that sometimes it is related to a heart condition, so that is ok by me.
But when it is someone young? I don't get it.

They act so superior because they don't drink coffee.

Tea drinkers are the worst. What snobs. They curl their lips and sneer when asked if they want a cup 'o joe. And they have to, have to, have to inform me that they do not drink coffee. In the smugest way possible.
I make them their green tea. Smiling to myself. Knowing that tea always costs more than coffee.