Coffee Language

Starbucks really has ruined everything.
Before everything was easier. A small was a small, not a tall.
Now? I mean, customers don't even know what they are ordering.
"I'd like a tall skinny dry cappuccino"
"What size would you like?" As I enjoy pretending I don't know what they mean by tall.
"Oh, uh...large."
Now here is the Starbucks breakdown:
Tall = Small
Grande = Medium
Vente = Large
The customers don't even know what they are ordering!
And don't even get me started on what the big S has done to our dear macchiato!
::sigh::