Friday, June 13, 2008

ESP

Note to all patrons of every coffee shop everywhere in the world:

All Baristas have disabled their ESP for the time being, so please be sure to tell they what you want, they are unable to read you mind at the moment.

Thank you.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Black Coffee

"Can I get a black coffee with skim milk, please?"

What? If it has milk in it, it isn't black...or is it just me?